You're such a basic bitch.
I'm basic, you're basic, we're all a bit basic.
Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate.
Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.
Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always sustainably sourced.
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Nobody cares about your sourdough starter
The ultimate card for the ultimate bread bore. Nobody cares about your sourdough starter.
Cards for those you love and those you love to hate.
Don't fuck it up.
New baby, home, job, marriage, partner? If they've got form in this area, this will be a helpful reminder to them.
Sorry it's late, I forgot.
Forget the excuses (just like you forgot the occasion) and say it like it is. Always late but worth the wait.
There they go, overachieving again. Congratulate them like you mean it.
It's the thought that counts.
You remembered the card, what more do they need? #begrateful
Sorry no gift, I spent it on the card.
Pretty sure they have everything they need anyway.
I love you. Now get off me.
It was fun but you're heavy. Who said romance is dead?
Another one? Great.
Whether it's babies or birthdays, this is the perfect card to share your enthusiasm.
Sorry it's late, pandemic. Greeting Card
Maybe it's the truth, maybe it's an excuse. Who knows? They won't.
New baby, home, job, marriage, partner? The multi-purpose greeting card for any changing situation.
You're not that ill.
Get well soon, I guess. Are they really ill or just a hypochondriac? Yawn.
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