The ultimate card for the ultimate bread bore. Nobody cares about your sourdough starter.

Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified peach card
• Pink foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Blue envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

New baby, home, job, marriage, partner? If they've got form in this area, this will be a helpful reminder to them. 

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified grey card
• Silver foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Pink envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

New baby, home, job, marriage, partner? The multi-purpose greeting card for any changing situation. 

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified peach card
• Shiny purple foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Pink envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

You remembered the card, what more do they need? #begrateful

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified marble card
• Shiny blue foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Lilac envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

Pretty sure they have everything they need anyway.

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified grey card
• Rose gold foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Lilac envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

I'm basic, you're basic, we're all a bit basic.

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified cream card
• Rose gold foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Pastel pink envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

It was fun but you're heavy. Who said romance is dead?

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified grey card
• Neon pink foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Cream envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

Whether it's babies or birthdays, this is the perfect card to share your enthusiasm. 

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified peach card
• Gold foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Cream envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

Forget the excuses (just like you forgot the occasion) and say it like it is. Always late but worth the wait.  

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified cream card
• Gold foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Cream envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

Get well soon, I guess. Are they really ill or just a hypochondriac? Yawn. 

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified green card
• Bright green foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Cream envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

So, they've moved again. The perfect greeting card for housing market bores.

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified pastel blue card
• Cobalt blue foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Pink envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

There they go, overachieving again. Congratulate them like you mean it.

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified grey card
• Silver foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• lilac envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page

Maybe it's the truth, maybe it's an excuse. Who knows? They won't.

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always FSC.

• 350gsm FSC certified peach card
• Green foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Blue envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £40 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page