You're not that ill.

Get well soon, I guess. Are they really ill or just a hypochondriac? Yawn. 

Mean Mail - Cards for those you love and those you love to hate. 

Some people don't gush, so why should their cards? Sarcasm and irony are hallmarks of British humour and these cards are the perfect accompaniment.

Mean Mail cards are handprinted and made using responsibly sourced materials with an eco-conscious printer. Always sustainably sourced.

• 350gsm sustainably sourced certified green card
• Bright green foil (please rip out prior to recycling)
• Cream envelope
• 14.8cm x 10.5cm
• Blank inside
• Handprinted in London, UK

DELIVERY OPTIONS AND COSTS:

• Standard delivery: £3.95 for Royal Mail 48 hour delivery from dispatch. Order Monday to Sunday for delivery in 2-4 working days (including Northern Ireland, Highlands and Channel Islands).
• Royal Mail 24: £4.95 for Royal Mail 24 hour delivery from dispatch. Due to the volume of sales in the run up to Christmas we cannot guarantee same day dispatch.

Free standard delivery is available on orders over £50 to England, Wales, Scottish Lowlands, Scottish Highlands, Scilly Isles and Isle of Man.

RETURNS:

For full returns information, please visit our Delivery & Returns page